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<rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><default:channel xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" rdf:about="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/"><title>What a life</title><link>http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/</link><description></description><dc:language xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">en-EU</dc:language><admin:generatorAgent xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" rdf:resource="http://www.blog.co.uk"/><sy:updatePeriod xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">8</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><image><title>What a life</title><link>http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/</link><url>http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/65/6b52416c17c83251a54042bf8c3b15_160x200.jpg</url></image><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/08/02/life~2743027/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/07/26/it_all_goes_down_hill~2704157/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/07/04/shit~2570607/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/06/07/am_i_junkie~2411022/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/06/05/i_quit~2397577/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/06/01/should_i_just_give_up~2372302/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/31/yeah_your_right~2366418/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/29/men~2353427/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/17/i_am_so_friggin_pist_off~2286658/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/14/i_look_great_today~2267169/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/11/yeah~2250824/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/10/its_been_a_while~2244599/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/04/26/i_thought_this_was_funny~2164040/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/04/26/i_feel_like_shit~2163257/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/04/25/what_a_lovely_day~2158208/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/04/23/hiya~2146933/"/></rdf:Seq></items></default:channel><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/08/02/life~2743027/"><default:title>life</default:title><default:link>http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/08/02/life~2743027/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-08-02T11:17:22+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;ahhh life is good, the sun is shining the birds are singing and i am so happy today.  i just know that some asshole is going to fuck my day up.
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/08/02/life~2743027/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>ahhh life is good, the sun is shining the birds are singing and i am so happy today.  i just know that some asshole is going to fuck my day up.
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<p> <small> <a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/08/02/life~2743027/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/07/26/it_all_goes_down_hill~2704157/"><default:title>it all goes down hill</default:title><default:link>http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/07/26/it_all_goes_down_hill~2704157/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-07-26T11:28:18+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;well my life has been really shit lately.  My mother and i still are not talking, good for her.  She is so childish or maybe im too mature for my whole 22 years of living.  I don't think i want to be with my partner anymore.  I feel like he is suffocating me and i can't handle it.  I don't like being hugged and kissed all the time and i don't think that you need to tell someone 20 f-ing times a day that you love them for them to feel loved.  at least all is going well with work i enjoy my job but having him tag along with me while i'm working and i still have to look after the kid is all too much for me.  i feel like running away.  and i still have not seen my good friend that fucking boyfriend of his is an asshole.  It's his birthday on monday, i will still phone him and wish him happy birthday even though he seams to forgotten mine.  I know what i need -  a bottle of vodka and a dildo, then i can get on with my jolly times.  I miss me, the drunken one who sleeps in the garden cause she can't find the bed.  This me sucks i hate feeling depressed, fuck it friday i am bringing out party p-nut!
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/07/26/it_all_goes_down_hill~2704157/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>well my life has been really shit lately.  My mother and i still are not talking, good for her.  She is so childish or maybe im too mature for my whole 22 years of living.  I don't think i want to be with my partner anymore.  I feel like he is suffocating me and i can't handle it.  I don't like being hugged and kissed all the time and i don't think that you need to tell someone 20 f-ing times a day that you love them for them to feel loved.  at least all is going well with work i enjoy my job but having him tag along with me while i'm working and i still have to look after the kid is all too much for me.  i feel like running away.  and i still have not seen my good friend that fucking boyfriend of his is an asshole.  It's his birthday on monday, i will still phone him and wish him happy birthday even though he seams to forgotten mine.  I know what i need -  a bottle of vodka and a dildo, then i can get on with my jolly times.  I miss me, the drunken one who sleeps in the garden cause she can't find the bed.  This me sucks i hate feeling depressed, fuck it friday i am bringing out party p-nut!
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<p> <small> <a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/07/26/it_all_goes_down_hill~2704157/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/07/04/shit~2570607/"><default:title>SHIT!!!!!!!!</default:title><default:link>http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/07/04/shit~2570607/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-07-04T10:40:44+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;its been a while since i last wrote on my blog but so much has been happening, not good.&lt;br&gt;
i don't even know where to start....&lt;br&gt;
First my mother has left the company i work for and tried to drag me along, i refused, and now she is no longer talking to me.&lt;br&gt;
My brother came for a visit and had a horrible stay due to so much tension.  he had a wonderful holiday touring around Japan and morocco and Egypt to a bitchy mother who couldn't get her way.  It was my 22nd birthday on Friday and she didn't even speak to me.&lt;br&gt;
Now i am driving illegally and loving it, at least i get time on my own now. I am currently having a really hard time putting my frustrations into words.&lt;br&gt;
I'M JUST PISSED OFF.
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/07/04/shit~2570607/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>its been a while since i last wrote on my blog but so much has been happening, not good.<br>
i don't even know where to start....<br>
First my mother has left the company i work for and tried to drag me along, i refused, and now she is no longer talking to me.<br>
My brother came for a visit and had a horrible stay due to so much tension.  he had a wonderful holiday touring around Japan and morocco and Egypt to a bitchy mother who couldn't get her way.  It was my 22nd birthday on Friday and she didn't even speak to me.<br>
Now i am driving illegally and loving it, at least i get time on my own now. I am currently having a really hard time putting my frustrations into words.<br>
I'M JUST PISSED OFF.
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<p> <small> <a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/07/04/shit~2570607/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/06/07/am_i_junkie~2411022/"><default:title>am i junkie</default:title><default:link>http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/06/07/am_i_junkie~2411022/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-06-07T14:33:34+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;It has just occurred to me that i have done sweet f-all today but fiddle with my computer. you know instead of looking up a number in the phone book (which would take me 2 min) i spend 1 hour trying to look it up on the web. i started freaking out when i couldn't check my e-mail (maybe i really really wanted to see if a client had replied to one of my e-mails) no i just wanted to see what shit my friends had sent me today.  Shit maybe i am becoming an Internet junkie.&lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_twisted.gif" alt=":&gt;" class="middle" border="0"&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/06/07/am_i_junkie~2411022/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>It has just occurred to me that i have done sweet f-all today but fiddle with my computer. you know instead of looking up a number in the phone book (which would take me 2 min) i spend 1 hour trying to look it up on the web. i started freaking out when i couldn't check my e-mail (maybe i really really wanted to see if a client had replied to one of my e-mails) no i just wanted to see what shit my friends had sent me today.  Shit maybe i am becoming an Internet junkie.<img src="/img/smilies/icon_twisted.gif" alt=":>" class="middle" border="0">
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<p> <small> <a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/06/07/am_i_junkie~2411022/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/06/05/i_quit~2397577/"><default:title>I QUIT</default:title><default:link>http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/06/05/i_quit~2397577/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-06-05T10:57:53+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;I have quit shaving my legs, i am tired of shaving every 2 - 3 day to keep my legs silky smooth when no one even sees them cause they are so horribly white.  i cannot wax cause it gives me a horrid rash. i will still be shaving my arm pits cause that would just be nasty.  but i am going al-natural, my poor fiance will just have to get use to sleeping next to the yeti!!!&lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":DD" class="middle" border="0"&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/06/05/i_quit~2397577/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>I have quit shaving my legs, i am tired of shaving every 2 - 3 day to keep my legs silky smooth when no one even sees them cause they are so horribly white.  i cannot wax cause it gives me a horrid rash. i will still be shaving my arm pits cause that would just be nasty.  but i am going al-natural, my poor fiance will just have to get use to sleeping next to the yeti!!!<img src="/img/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":DD" class="middle" border="0">
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<p> <small> <a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/06/05/i_quit~2397577/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/06/01/should_i_just_give_up~2372302/"><default:title>should i just give up</default:title><default:link>http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/06/01/should_i_just_give_up~2372302/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-06-01T10:07:59+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;im not feeling very happy today.  yesterday it occured to me that i might as well give up on a friendship that has many years behind it.  The thing is i've seen him twice in a year and he lives about a ten minute drive away.  he got this boyfriend (whom i think is not the best for him) the guy is about 14 years older than him and very controlling. At his 21st a very good friend (whom we haven't seen for over a year) of ours came to his party he neglected ALL of his friends and spend the whole night with his partners friends.  He got drunk last weekend and phoned me and told me that he didn't have many friends left.  He use to be out going and friendly to everyone always up for anything, now he has been transformed into the "BITCH" in the relationship, even his dress sense has changed to screaming queen. i know that everyone changes when they get into a new relationship but he has done a 360 on us, i don't know what to do, but i feel this friendship is nothing more than a passing hello.&lt;br&gt;
I'm so upset &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_cry.gif" alt=":'(" class="middle" border="0"&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/06/01/should_i_just_give_up~2372302/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>im not feeling very happy today.  yesterday it occured to me that i might as well give up on a friendship that has many years behind it.  The thing is i've seen him twice in a year and he lives about a ten minute drive away.  he got this boyfriend (whom i think is not the best for him) the guy is about 14 years older than him and very controlling. At his 21st a very good friend (whom we haven't seen for over a year) of ours came to his party he neglected ALL of his friends and spend the whole night with his partners friends.  He got drunk last weekend and phoned me and told me that he didn't have many friends left.  He use to be out going and friendly to everyone always up for anything, now he has been transformed into the "BITCH" in the relationship, even his dress sense has changed to screaming queen. i know that everyone changes when they get into a new relationship but he has done a 360 on us, i don't know what to do, but i feel this friendship is nothing more than a passing hello.<br>
I'm so upset <img src="/img/smilies/icon_cry.gif" alt=":&#39;(" class="middle" border="0">
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<p> <small> <a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/06/01/should_i_just_give_up~2372302/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/31/yeah_your_right~2366418/"><default:title>yeah your right</default:title><default:link>http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/31/yeah_your_right~2366418/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-05-31T11:37:05+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;just read my comment from Jackdaw, i will have to cut that friggin card up.  i was thinking about nicking it while he is asleep.&lt;br&gt;
I am having a very good month (work wise - i rent houses) so now that i've made exta cash, it'll go to the credit card!  i haven't bought myself something in almost a year, but hey it'll be my birthday next month (i just like the party bit) so i'll be getting very very drunk. WHY??  My brother is coming to see me (he is in the Royal Marines) and he hasn't been with me for my birthday since i was 15 years old (i'm turning 22). So i know this b-day will be a friggin good one.
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/31/yeah_your_right~2366418/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>just read my comment from Jackdaw, i will have to cut that friggin card up.  i was thinking about nicking it while he is asleep.<br>
I am having a very good month (work wise - i rent houses) so now that i've made exta cash, it'll go to the credit card!  i haven't bought myself something in almost a year, but hey it'll be my birthday next month (i just like the party bit) so i'll be getting very very drunk. WHY??  My brother is coming to see me (he is in the Royal Marines) and he hasn't been with me for my birthday since i was 15 years old (i'm turning 22). So i know this b-day will be a friggin good one.
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<p> <small> <a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/31/yeah_your_right~2366418/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/29/men~2353427/"><default:title>men???</default:title><default:link>http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/29/men~2353427/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-05-29T11:12:40+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;i was hoping that some one could help me with this one...&lt;br&gt;
Why do men feel the need to max out the credit card and buy shit we really don't need/can't afford.  my fiance wants to buy everything he can get his hands on and we are in so much debt its going to take us a very long time to get out of it, yet he can't control his spending habbits. And then its woman who get the blame, i haven't use the credit card at all, yet i'm the one who paid it off the last time. all the men in my life are the same with money they aren't happy unless they have it. what i want to know is why do they need money to be happy?
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/29/men~2353427/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>i was hoping that some one could help me with this one...<br>
Why do men feel the need to max out the credit card and buy shit we really don't need/can't afford.  my fiance wants to buy everything he can get his hands on and we are in so much debt its going to take us a very long time to get out of it, yet he can't control his spending habbits. And then its woman who get the blame, i haven't use the credit card at all, yet i'm the one who paid it off the last time. all the men in my life are the same with money they aren't happy unless they have it. what i want to know is why do they need money to be happy?
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<p> <small> <a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/29/men~2353427/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/17/i_am_so_friggin_pist_off~2286658/"><default:title>i am so friggin pist off.</default:title><default:link>http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/17/i_am_so_friggin_pist_off~2286658/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-05-17T14:54:59+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;i am so angry today, my bladdy mother (not my mother in law this time but my own flesh and blood) has been treating me like a fucking slave all day.  i knew it was going to be a bad day when woke up, my 2 year old got hold of my ciggies and broke a few.  he is a good kid but man did he have to have a go at the smokes??&lt;br&gt;
speaking of smoking i need to quit, but everytime i quit and start again i end up smoking more. you know my life has become so fucking boring, i work (sometimes, he he) i go home i cook (i suck at cooking and have set fire to my kitchen twice - please note that i was perfectly sober when this happened) and then i sleep.  i am currently too poor to do anything fun, so i am fucked, speaking of that i can no long get my jolly's off with my fiance cause i'm too fucking scared of falling pregnant again.&lt;br&gt;
Man i really am pissed off, and i blame it all on my mother in law - THAT BITCH!!!!
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/17/i_am_so_friggin_pist_off~2286658/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>i am so angry today, my bladdy mother (not my mother in law this time but my own flesh and blood) has been treating me like a fucking slave all day.  i knew it was going to be a bad day when woke up, my 2 year old got hold of my ciggies and broke a few.  he is a good kid but man did he have to have a go at the smokes??<br>
speaking of smoking i need to quit, but everytime i quit and start again i end up smoking more. you know my life has become so fucking boring, i work (sometimes, he he) i go home i cook (i suck at cooking and have set fire to my kitchen twice - please note that i was perfectly sober when this happened) and then i sleep.  i am currently too poor to do anything fun, so i am fucked, speaking of that i can no long get my jolly's off with my fiance cause i'm too fucking scared of falling pregnant again.<br>
Man i really am pissed off, and i blame it all on my mother in law - THAT BITCH!!!!
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<p> <small> <a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/17/i_am_so_friggin_pist_off~2286658/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/14/i_look_great_today~2267169/"><default:title>i look great today</default:title><default:link>http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/14/i_look_great_today~2267169/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-05-14T12:40:21+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;hola all,&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;i look friggin good today, although i wish i could feel as good.&lt;br&gt;
i don't really have much to say, had a fucking horrible weekend, i did not (as i had planned) get shit faced, instead i had to endure an entire day with my mother-in-law.  My in laws really piss me off and i just can't get around it.  I am currently enjoying my day taking the piss out of my mother.  I have no clue where my brother is, he is in another country hiking up some mountain, oh the joys of being in the royal marines pitty he has to go to war.  my bro is one of the coolest people i know although some days i would just like to kick his teeth in.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/14/i_look_great_today~2267169/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>hola all,</p>
	<p>i look friggin good today, although i wish i could feel as good.<br>
i don't really have much to say, had a fucking horrible weekend, i did not (as i had planned) get shit faced, instead i had to endure an entire day with my mother-in-law.  My in laws really piss me off and i just can't get around it.  I am currently enjoying my day taking the piss out of my mother.  I have no clue where my brother is, he is in another country hiking up some mountain, oh the joys of being in the royal marines pitty he has to go to war.  my bro is one of the coolest people i know although some days i would just like to kick his teeth in.</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/14/i_look_great_today~2267169/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/11/yeah~2250824/"><default:title>YEAH!!</default:title><default:link>http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/11/yeah~2250824/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-05-11T12:16:50+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;HEY EVERYBODY,&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;GOOD DAY TODAY I HAVE A FRIEND, NOW I NO LONGER OPEN MY BLOG PAGE AND SEE IT STARING AT ME (YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS). SISTER SLAVE IS RIGHT I KNOW THINGS WILL GET BETTER, CAUSE THEY ALREADY HAVE (SORT OF).  I AM GOING TO BE MAKING MORE MONEY THIS MONTH I KNOW IT.  THE ONLY FUCK UP IS THAT THIS DUDE THAT STOLE ALL THE X-BOX GAMES WANTS TO TAKE MY FIANCE TO COURT BECAUSE ACCORDING TO HIM HE MAKE RACIAL COMMENTS, MY FIANCE WAS LIKE YOU FUCKING STOLE FROM ME. WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO SAY TO SOMEONE WHO STEALS FROM YOU 'GEE THANKS FOR THE LIFE LESSON, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU NICKING 7K WORTH OF GOODS OFF OF ME'???????  THIS WORLD REALLY IS SICK AND IT SADDENS ME TO THINK THAT MY CHILD HAS TO GROW UP IN IT.&lt;br&gt;
OTHER THAN THAT I'VE BEEN IN TOUCH WITH FRIENDS WHO I LOST CONTACT WITH. SEAN'S FRIENDS ARE REAL ASSHOLES AND I REALLY DON'T GET ALONG WITH THEM.  THE GUY TRIED TO STRANGLE ME 3 TIMES AND KISS ME ON THE SAME FRIGGIN NIGHT, TOTAL WACK JOB!!!
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/11/yeah~2250824/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>HEY EVERYBODY,</p>
	<p>GOOD DAY TODAY I HAVE A FRIEND, NOW I NO LONGER OPEN MY BLOG PAGE AND SEE IT STARING AT ME (YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS). SISTER SLAVE IS RIGHT I KNOW THINGS WILL GET BETTER, CAUSE THEY ALREADY HAVE (SORT OF).  I AM GOING TO BE MAKING MORE MONEY THIS MONTH I KNOW IT.  THE ONLY FUCK UP IS THAT THIS DUDE THAT STOLE ALL THE X-BOX GAMES WANTS TO TAKE MY FIANCE TO COURT BECAUSE ACCORDING TO HIM HE MAKE RACIAL COMMENTS, MY FIANCE WAS LIKE YOU FUCKING STOLE FROM ME. WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO SAY TO SOMEONE WHO STEALS FROM YOU 'GEE THANKS FOR THE LIFE LESSON, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU NICKING 7K WORTH OF GOODS OFF OF ME'???????  THIS WORLD REALLY IS SICK AND IT SADDENS ME TO THINK THAT MY CHILD HAS TO GROW UP IN IT.<br>
OTHER THAN THAT I'VE BEEN IN TOUCH WITH FRIENDS WHO I LOST CONTACT WITH. SEAN'S FRIENDS ARE REAL ASSHOLES AND I REALLY DON'T GET ALONG WITH THEM.  THE GUY TRIED TO STRANGLE ME 3 TIMES AND KISS ME ON THE SAME FRIGGIN NIGHT, TOTAL WACK JOB!!!
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	&lt;p&gt;What a shit week i've been having.  First my boyfriend and i got scammed out of 7K (more him than me, he's the idiot who didn't read the text from the bank correctly).  And yesterday i failed my drivers licence for the 2nd time apparently i am a good driver i'm just not observing the way they want me to observe.  So i am going to be driving illegally, They want a bribe and i just don't have the money for it.  my driving instuctor advised me to bribe them but to come up with the money is impossible for me.&lt;br&gt;
Just one Question will i ever get out of Debt.&lt;br&gt;
I Sell all my x-box shit to get out of debt only to be put more in the shit.  And the Scaley fuck that stole it just says oh you know what it was all a scam.  How cruel is that, this world is pissing me off.  People just dont have a heart anymore, if i ever met someone who would screw someone over and not even care, i will beat him to an inch of his life.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/10/its_been_a_while~2244599/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>hello all,</p>
	<p>What a shit week i've been having.  First my boyfriend and i got scammed out of 7K (more him than me, he's the idiot who didn't read the text from the bank correctly).  And yesterday i failed my drivers licence for the 2nd time apparently i am a good driver i'm just not observing the way they want me to observe.  So i am going to be driving illegally, They want a bribe and i just don't have the money for it.  my driving instuctor advised me to bribe them but to come up with the money is impossible for me.<br>
Just one Question will i ever get out of Debt.<br>
I Sell all my x-box shit to get out of debt only to be put more in the shit.  And the Scaley fuck that stole it just says oh you know what it was all a scam.  How cruel is that, this world is pissing me off.  People just dont have a heart anymore, if i ever met someone who would screw someone over and not even care, i will beat him to an inch of his life.</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/05/10/its_been_a_while~2244599/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/04/26/i_thought_this_was_funny~2164040/"><default:title>i thought this was funny</default:title><default:link>http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/04/26/i_thought_this_was_funny~2164040/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-04-26T12:09:15+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;i was just on the ask jeeves web site asking stupid questions and i found this:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;01 How fast am I going?&lt;br&gt;
02 What's the point?&lt;br&gt;
03 Is there a God?&lt;br&gt;
04 Where does the time go?&lt;br&gt;
05 Are you Jeeves?&lt;br&gt;
06 Could you lay out my morning suit and tell my aunts Betty and Jemimah that I will join them in the drawing room?&lt;br&gt;
07 Why can't I stop crying?&lt;br&gt;
08 Which witch is which?&lt;br&gt;
09 Are you going out dressed like that?&lt;br&gt;
10 Is there something you want to tell me?&lt;br&gt;
11 Who'd have thought it?&lt;br&gt;
12 Know what I mean?&lt;br&gt;
13 What number am I thinking of?&lt;br&gt;
14 Are we there yet?&lt;br&gt;
15 Who's your daddy?&lt;br&gt;
16 Why has my nan got hairy cheeks?&lt;br&gt;
17 Where did I leave my car keys?&lt;br&gt;
18 Isn't she lovely?&lt;br&gt;
19 Where's our next round of funding going to come from?&lt;br&gt;
20 submit yours&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;some more questions the old boy has trouble with:&lt;br&gt;
21 Does my bum look big in this?&lt;br&gt;
22 Is that it?&lt;br&gt;
23 What did I miss?&lt;br&gt;
24 What the fuck?&lt;br&gt;
25 What is the melting point of people?&lt;br&gt;
26 You wana piece of me?&lt;br&gt;
27 Can you tell what it is yet?&lt;br&gt;
28 Wazzzzzzzzzzzzuppppppppppppppppppppp?&lt;br&gt;
29 What the hell am I doing here?&lt;br&gt;
30 Can you hear me?&lt;br&gt;
31 Why do birds...suddenly appear...everytime... you are near?&lt;br&gt;
32 You startin?&lt;br&gt;
33 How long is a piece of string?&lt;br&gt;
34 How soon is now?&lt;br&gt;
35 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?&lt;br&gt;
submit yours &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;even more queries the duffer chokes on:&lt;br&gt;
36 Are we alone?&lt;br&gt;
37 Whatever happened to white dog turds?&lt;br&gt;
38 I'm in the bath - can you get the door for me?&lt;br&gt;
39 How do you like it, big boy?&lt;br&gt;
40 Are we there yet?&lt;br&gt;
41 Is there someone else?&lt;br&gt;
42 Why didn't you call?&lt;br&gt;
43 What are you like?&lt;br&gt;
44 Who gives the Queen a birthday card on her 100th birthday?&lt;br&gt;
45 Who ate all the pies?&lt;br&gt;
46 Is there something in my teeth?&lt;br&gt;
submit yours &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;yet more poser the antiquated home help fails to respond to:&lt;br&gt;
47 Come here often?&lt;br&gt;
48 What is the best site on the Internet?&lt;br&gt;
49 Who made heaven a place on Earth?&lt;br&gt;
50 How can you sleep at night?&lt;br&gt;
51 Whatchoo talkin bout Jeeves?&lt;br&gt;
52 If the same dog goes down to the same beach and collects the same amount of golf balls, how many ships does it see?&lt;br&gt;
53 Is there chicken in chickpeas?&lt;br&gt;
54 Why is Kentish town so-called when it's in north London, not Kent?&lt;br&gt;
55 You wouldn't would you?&lt;br&gt;
56 Is it me or is it hot in here? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/04/26/i_thought_this_was_funny~2164040/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>i was just on the ask jeeves web site asking stupid questions and i found this:</p>
	<p>01 How fast am I going?<br>
02 What's the point?<br>
03 Is there a God?<br>
04 Where does the time go?<br>
05 Are you Jeeves?<br>
06 Could you lay out my morning suit and tell my aunts Betty and Jemimah that I will join them in the drawing room?<br>
07 Why can't I stop crying?<br>
08 Which witch is which?<br>
09 Are you going out dressed like that?<br>
10 Is there something you want to tell me?<br>
11 Who'd have thought it?<br>
12 Know what I mean?<br>
13 What number am I thinking of?<br>
14 Are we there yet?<br>
15 Who's your daddy?<br>
16 Why has my nan got hairy cheeks?<br>
17 Where did I leave my car keys?<br>
18 Isn't she lovely?<br>
19 Where's our next round of funding going to come from?<br>
20 submit yours</p>
	<p>some more questions the old boy has trouble with:<br>
21 Does my bum look big in this?<br>
22 Is that it?<br>
23 What did I miss?<br>
24 What the fuck?<br>
25 What is the melting point of people?<br>
26 You wana piece of me?<br>
27 Can you tell what it is yet?<br>
28 Wazzzzzzzzzzzzuppppppppppppppppppppp?<br>
29 What the hell am I doing here?<br>
30 Can you hear me?<br>
31 Why do birds...suddenly appear...everytime... you are near?<br>
32 You startin?<br>
33 How long is a piece of string?<br>
34 How soon is now?<br>
35 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?<br>
submit yours </p>
	<p>even more queries the duffer chokes on:<br>
36 Are we alone?<br>
37 Whatever happened to white dog turds?<br>
38 I'm in the bath - can you get the door for me?<br>
39 How do you like it, big boy?<br>
40 Are we there yet?<br>
41 Is there someone else?<br>
42 Why didn't you call?<br>
43 What are you like?<br>
44 Who gives the Queen a birthday card on her 100th birthday?<br>
45 Who ate all the pies?<br>
46 Is there something in my teeth?<br>
submit yours </p>
	<p>yet more poser the antiquated home help fails to respond to:<br>
47 Come here often?<br>
48 What is the best site on the Internet?<br>
49 Who made heaven a place on Earth?<br>
50 How can you sleep at night?<br>
51 Whatchoo talkin bout Jeeves?<br>
52 If the same dog goes down to the same beach and collects the same amount of golf balls, how many ships does it see?<br>
53 Is there chicken in chickpeas?<br>
54 Why is Kentish town so-called when it's in north London, not Kent?<br>
55 You wouldn't would you?<br>
56 Is it me or is it hot in here? </p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/04/26/i_thought_this_was_funny~2164040/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/04/26/i_feel_like_shit~2163257/"><default:title>i feel like shit</default:title><default:link>http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/04/26/i_feel_like_shit~2163257/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-04-26T09:31:10+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;i feel terrible today, i was celebrating the fact that im not pregnant and now i have a hangover.  me and my buddy vodka danced the night away, and now i'm sitting at work wishing i hadn't made the rendezvous with old smirnoff. i was crawling on my bathroom floor thank God no one saw me!! Well at least i am a happy drunk and i don't want to kick everyones teeth in.&lt;br&gt;
My f-ing mother-in-law seams to think we are friends and i cant understand why. I'm very transparent with my feelings towards people if i don't like you i make it clear.  And i don't like her and i've never given her any reason to make her think that.&lt;br&gt;
I feel shitty cause last weekend i told my fiance that i didn't want to marry him cause i know what i'll be getting married into. i know it was harsh and he was very upset but now that i've said that i feel i can continue with the relationship a little happier.  i just take his parents lack of interest in my child as a personal attack, they really couldn't give a shit about him and it pisses me off.&lt;br&gt;
i cannot get over it and its killing me and i believe its destroying our relationship.  maybe i should just move far far away from them.&lt;br&gt;
fuck it i don't know,
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/04/26/i_feel_like_shit~2163257/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>i feel terrible today, i was celebrating the fact that im not pregnant and now i have a hangover.  me and my buddy vodka danced the night away, and now i'm sitting at work wishing i hadn't made the rendezvous with old smirnoff. i was crawling on my bathroom floor thank God no one saw me!! Well at least i am a happy drunk and i don't want to kick everyones teeth in.<br>
My f-ing mother-in-law seams to think we are friends and i cant understand why. I'm very transparent with my feelings towards people if i don't like you i make it clear.  And i don't like her and i've never given her any reason to make her think that.<br>
I feel shitty cause last weekend i told my fiance that i didn't want to marry him cause i know what i'll be getting married into. i know it was harsh and he was very upset but now that i've said that i feel i can continue with the relationship a little happier.  i just take his parents lack of interest in my child as a personal attack, they really couldn't give a shit about him and it pisses me off.<br>
i cannot get over it and its killing me and i believe its destroying our relationship.  maybe i should just move far far away from them.<br>
fuck it i don't know,
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/04/25/what_a_lovely_day~2158208/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>yeah im in such a good mood today, i've been stessed out lately. Thought i was pregnant, i have one kid but i never want to go through that again. I always wondered how i'd react if i had to fall pregers again and now i know, i freaked out the past 4 days have been hell. Other than that nothing interesting has happened in my shitty life, oh and i like the way that everytime i open my blog it tells me that i have no friends.  i feel great.
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&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://myshitlife.blog.co.uk/2007/04/23/hiya~2146933/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>hi my name is p-nut and this is my shit life blog.  im sure most people can agree with me that life is shit but we work through it.  i dont have much time to post shit about my shit life so i'll fill you in tomorrow.  Just a heads up i bitch about my mother in law a lot
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