i was just on the ask jeeves web site asking stupid questions and i found this:

01 How fast am I going?
02 What's the point?
03 Is there a God?
04 Where does the time go?
05 Are you Jeeves?
06 Could you lay out my morning suit and tell my aunts Betty and Jemimah that I will join them in the drawing room?
07 Why can't I stop crying?
08 Which witch is which?
09 Are you going out dressed like that?
10 Is there something you want to tell me?
11 Who'd have thought it?
12 Know what I mean?
13 What number am I thinking of?
14 Are we there yet?
15 Who's your daddy?
16 Why has my nan got hairy cheeks?
17 Where did I leave my car keys?
18 Isn't she lovely?
19 Where's our next round of funding going to come from?
20 submit yours

some more questions the old boy has trouble with:
21 Does my bum look big in this?
22 Is that it?
23 What did I miss?
24 What the fuck?
25 What is the melting point of people?
26 You wana piece of me?
27 Can you tell what it is yet?
28 Wazzzzzzzzzzzzuppppppppppppppppppppp?
29 What the hell am I doing here?
30 Can you hear me?
31 Why do birds...suddenly appear...everytime... you are near?
32 You startin?
33 How long is a piece of string?
34 How soon is now?
35 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
submit yours

even more queries the duffer chokes on:
36 Are we alone?
37 Whatever happened to white dog turds?
38 I'm in the bath - can you get the door for me?
39 How do you like it, big boy?
40 Are we there yet?
41 Is there someone else?
42 Why didn't you call?
43 What are you like?
44 Who gives the Queen a birthday card on her 100th birthday?
45 Who ate all the pies?
46 Is there something in my teeth?
submit yours

yet more poser the antiquated home help fails to respond to:
47 Come here often?
48 What is the best site on the Internet?
49 Who made heaven a place on Earth?
50 How can you sleep at night?
51 Whatchoo talkin bout Jeeves?
52 If the same dog goes down to the same beach and collects the same amount of golf balls, how many ships does it see?
53 Is there chicken in chickpeas?
54 Why is Kentish town so-called when it's in north London, not Kent?
55 You wouldn't would you?
56 Is it me or is it hot in here?

i feel terrible today, i was celebrating the fact that im not pregnant and now i have a hangover. me and my buddy vodka danced the night away, and now i'm sitting at work wishing i hadn't made the rendezvous with old smirnoff. i was crawling on my bathroom floor thank God no one saw me!! Well at least i am a happy drunk and i don't want to kick everyones teeth in.
My f-ing mother-in-law seams to think we are friends and i cant understand why. I'm very transparent with my feelings towards people if i don't like you i make it clear. And i don't like her and i've never given her any reason to make her think that.
I feel shitty cause last weekend i told my fiance that i didn't want to marry him cause i know what i'll be getting married into. i know it was harsh and he was very upset but now that i've said that i feel i can continue with the relationship a little happier. i just take his parents lack of interest in my child as a personal attack, they really couldn't give a shit about him and it pisses me off.
i cannot get over it and its killing me and i believe its destroying our relationship. maybe i should just move far far away from them.
fuck it i don't know,

yeah im in such a good mood today, i've been stessed out lately. Thought i was pregnant, i have one kid but i never want to go through that again. I always wondered how i'd react if i had to fall pregers again and now i know, i freaked out the past 4 days have been hell. Other than that nothing interesting has happened in my shitty life, oh and i like the way that everytime i open my blog it tells me that i have no friends. i feel great.

hi my name is p-nut and this is my shit life blog. im sure most people can agree with me that life is shit but we work through it. i dont have much time to post shit about my shit life so i'll fill you in tomorrow. Just a heads up i bitch about my mother in law a lot